1. Mention her weight, or one of her physical imperfections, even in passing. Now you've made her self conscious. Self conscious people don't take their clothes off for other people.2. When you sit down at the restau…

It's much simpler than you'd think.1. Shut the hell up. Simply put, men are not usually as verbal as women. They don't need to be kept informed on every aspect of your day. While it's tempting to fill every moment of…

I'm going to keep this simple. King of the Hill is on Adult Swim and it's the rat episode.Men, think of yourself as Ugg, muscular, yet highly off-putting caveman with unibrow.Women, you are Blurg, hunching, unwaxed cave…

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My mother loved too much. Sounds like an episode of Oprah, doesn't it? She liked to help wounded men, or try to at least. She was sure that she could create something positive out of something terrible. She was a fi…